Since The Mind Crackers doesn't exist anymore, I'm at liberty to host scripts that I wrote the majority of. Nobody's the boss of me anymore. I'm not the boss of anybody anymore.
Characters
Some of the characters I invented for the Mind Crackers show have become beloved. Beloved by former crew members, beloved by former Mind Crackers. It was nice. Some of the characters I have created are:
- Colton Jackson
- Melody Sassaman
- Arnold Sassaman
Melody
Of course, though, working on the show was taxing in many ways. Patience was one, creatively was another. As for Melody, I had to work out a deal in order to find who had true ""ownership"" over the Melody character and eventually it was decided that it would be shared between Me, Liminal, and my ex Rita. Liminal since he wrote her in the first episode she appeared in, and Rita because she designed the character. However, as the show went on, I felt incredibly limited in what I could and could not do with my own characters, since everybody had their own little headcanons about my own fucking character. I wanted her to be rude and inconsiderate. Then, I scaled it back to her being rude and inconsiderate to just her brother. Eventually though, it was all for not, as the show would be canned on May 28, 2026.
BazingaFan
Talk about "missed potential," BazingaFan was the "nice one" out of the entire cast of assholes. I wanted him to be like the light in everybody's sad, pathetic lives. Eventually he was able to wiggle his way into Episode 3 and then eventually was never able to say a word. Which sucks, because I wanted to give my friend Clark the role of BazingaFan. Eventually though, Clark was starting to piss me off due to the fact he was so tardy with his lines that I gave the role to my buddy Glorbshmorbin before I got miffed at him for hanging out with my ex Rita and gave the role back to Clark.
Colt
The less said the better.
Scripts
Here's the fun part. I am going to upload transcripts of all of the scripts I have worked the majority of on and give a brief history on what happened to them within the show.
Synopsis: The Mind Crackers are caught out in a blizzard and are forced to stay home and be trapped in a dubiously meta sitcom episode.
Lifespan: (TBE) July 04, 2024 - July 19, 2024. (ACDIH) November 21, 2024 - January 15, 2026.
Fate: Cancelled due to episode length.
Synopsis: Colt decides to run for mayor of Weatherly Heights, but the other crackers feel as though he's running for dubious reasons, so they draft Ash to run in opposition.
Lifespan: September 2024 - September 10, 2025.
Fate: Cancelled after the assassination of right-wing commentator Charlie Kirk. I didn't want to send any political messages at that particular time.